... HORL1CKS HORL1CKS Please leave Horlicks for those who need it most One reason why Horlicks is scarce is that it is included in emergency rations supplied to sailors and airmen, who may have to live for many days without normal supplies of food. Horlicks also goes to hospitals, tP Pertain war factories, and to miners who are doing vital work under most trying conditions. Nevertheless, some ...

... BUBBLE ami SQUEAK Stories from Everywhere THE two following jokes are from America:-- An actor riding home in his car with his wife, after a gay party, became abusive. First the actor was merely insulting, then he started to slap his wife, then he punched her. After a couple of punches, the wife yelled: Help! Help! The actor leaned over and said: Don't be fright ened, dear. I'm with you. A ...

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... Every thing from the Cap dowvn In the course of making- uniforms we have always to consider over 200 different regulations, covering the various Armies, Navies, Air Forces and Women's Services of Britain, of our Empire and of our Allies' fighting forces. Then there are under clothes and accessories which present their own problems, not so rigid, but sufficiently exacting. In our own modest why ...

... L^l>j One Thing and Another By D. B. Wyndham Lewis ONE of several crimes of the late French Third Republic was to build a large military aerodrome almost on the steps of Chartres Cathedral, which, with Seville Cathedral, is the noblest piece of Gothic and one of the marvels of the ages, as you know. Whether Monsieur Blum had anything to do with the aerodrome enterprise we don't know. Judging ...

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... BURBLE SQUEAK Stories from Everywhere THE Prime Minister was walking among the smok ing ruins after a heavy air raid when an old woman greeted him. He asked her how she felt after the night of horror. Well, there's one thing about these air raids, she replied, they do take your mind off the war. I 'His anecdote is culled from Collier's. Heading home after delivering a load of American ...

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... One Thing and Another By D. B. Wyndham Lewis CARLO SCORZA, Fascist Party Secretary, certainly pulled out the wrong tremolo stop in his recent organ-fantasia on the horrors of an Allied occupation when he cried, Our hotels will be full of rowdy British and American tourists! Slogger Scorza will remain behind when the bell rings. The typical British or American con- Hnrted tourist in Italv. as ...