BUBBLE & SQUEAK
... m Bn 66 SQUEAK A TRAMP called at a door and begged A* for food. No, certainly not, said a forbidding- looking woman. Go away at once or -fg I'll call my husband. -Jf ain't at 'ome, said the tramp. The woman gasped. How do you know she said, i Because a man who married a woman like you is only 'ome at mealtimes. APPLICANTS for the post of messenger boy were coming to the village grocer. To ...