... o b s Hillsborough, Co Down, John Henry Flood (Harry), much loved husband of Joan and loving father of Kevin, Christine and Nicola, brother to Hilda, father-in—-law of Rosetta and Stewart and dear Gramps to Rio and Grattan, his wife Julie and great grandfather ...

... Victoria was a slow reader, and by the time she finished Janet and John, everyone else was on to Roger Red Hat. But Mrs Horrible refused to give her a star, and told her to read Janet and John again. As she re-tells this story, Victoria slips between tenses ...