... Old Bill Sees the World: By Capt. Bruce Bairnsfatlier Ullo, you again! Muckin' up the Status Quo as usual. Why don't yer stay at 'ome, and 'ave some Pax Vohiscuin, pro rata? ...

... Old Bill Presides at the Inter Lational Preserves Commission An Amsterdam cable states that Old Bill is Acting President of the International Commi ssion which is sitting at the Hotel Terrific, Paris. They are endeavouring to ascertain what plum ...