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... by Mike Scott A few evenings ago | answered the door to be confronted by a young man who spun round on one heel, pointed a finger at me and came out with the magic words: “Have I got an offer for you, man.” As his approach coincided with the start of ...

... by Mike Scott which claims that if you enLo.y it, it has got to be bad for you. Long live the bouncy castles. O MOCgT shops should have cleared their shelves of Easter eggs by Tuesday morning. ‘ | wonder how long it will be before Christmas cards go on ...

... By MIKE SCOTT Brampton -took it .upon herself to -adminster Valium, which should only be given to animals on prescription. -Just before the dog was about to be judged, her head dropped and she fell ‘herbal travel sickness tablet with Mrs Dyke’s permission ...

... MIKE SCOTT TRACEY BAND Excellent — from the South Admission £1 Monday, June 20 OLD TIME AND MODERN SEQUENCE DANCE Admission 40p Tuesday, June 21 POPULAR DANCE Admission 40p sinment in the Main Hall on / and Sunday evenings starts at p.m. AACTION FOR MEMBERS ...

... by Mike Scott Pop in to report your house has been done over, your wife is missing or all four wheels from your car have disappeared, and you converse to a background of tuneless dirges accompanied by synthesisers and drum machines. If this is the shape ...

... by Mike Scott nwtotwavwhony;unofl:m lorries some front . Dnotoflnmn,flnlnm vdlid.’mddropch.ekto 28mph, the one behind manages 30mph. So what happens? The driver immediately pulls out to overtake while the rest of the traffic is reduced to a crawil. The answer ...

... by Mike Scott have a certain amount of credibility about it, especially when she said that balloons have to be brightly lit to stop them being run down by passing aircraft. What | really wanted was for somebody to tell me | had seen my first - UFO, but ...

... by MIKE SCOTT church, and the closest British city to Europe, | would have thought that something like Rule Britannia or the Stately Homes of England would be more aWto. | bet Greensleeves doesn’t feature on any answerphone in Calais. 0 MOST people would ...

... by Mike Scott Barry Aldridge, who works for Riding Gate Recruitment, tells me there is one of those environmentally friendly litter bins opposite its Canterbury premises. You have probably come across them. They are sepomt:g’go t::e tin u?s on one a rubbish ...

... by MIKE SCOTT wondering how they were %10219 to spend the rest of the day. O 1 HAVE been trying to work out whether somebody in the council’s council tax office has an advanced sense of humour, or is simply taking the - mickey. Along with the council ...

... by Mike Scott growis e the odd snappi molars soemo:‘nouder than the actual storm. | was forced to leave him until things calmed down again. Afterwards he was as nice as pie, of course. His face conveyed the fact butter would not melt in his mouth, his ...