... . By Geopg'e Belcher. Actor: One sixpenny postal order, please Postmistress: For a limerick, sir? Actor: No, madam for the wife and family Georg'e Belc]heir0 ...

... . By H. M. Bateinmara. Brown (suddenly stopping) Well, now, what are we going to have Smith (very tired, sotto voce): Thank goodness! at last! Brown (continuing) Er-- rain, or hail H„ ML Batteinniafi, ...

... AILIL A MISTAKE. By Clharfes CrommMe, 'Ave you 'eard the result of the hinquest, sir? Yes; the jury brought in a verdict of felo de se Fell in the sea be blowed Why, 'e 'anged 'isself Clharlle Ciroinnilbaeo ...

... IBEAS FOR THE BUSINESS MAN, ...

... THE OXYGENATED ATHILETBo By Go Bo Studdly. The uses of oxygen on the modern athlete it is said will speedily revolutionise the sports of the future, and unheard-of records are in the air. Our artist has detailed in pictorial form some further uses of oxygen Go Bo Sttiddly. ...

... . ESy Will Oweira. Jack 'Ullo, Arthur, out of a job again Wot's the matter at yer last place I Arthur Wy, they kept a cash register Will Owemio ...

... MAN OVERBOARD By J. MacWiisora. The Captain (as he throws out spare tyre) I've often wondered what these motors carried lifebuoys for but they seem to be useful after all. Grab hold of it, mate, and we'll have you aboard in two shakes Jo Mac Wilson. ...

... PERCY'S JL1TTILE LUNCH. By Will weins. She (returning from Suffragetting) Did you get yourself some lunch, Percy? He: Yes, dear. Found some onions in the kitchen She: Percy, you've eaten my bulbs' Will Oweinio ...

... , DRAWN BY HILDA COWHAM ...

... CARTE, BLANCHE. By Will Owen. Photographer: Would you like carte or cabinet? Customer: Well, sir, if it reely don't matter, I'd like a railway truck I'm a shunter Will Oweinio ...

... MOW JENKINS FOOZLED TME FIZZ. DRAWN BY RENE BULL ...

... . By Geoffg'e Belclher. If you were to put more water into the meal they'd digest it in half the time Toime bain't of no 'count to these 'ere pigs, mister George Bel(clh\er0 ...