... Tib InIuEinniUEiF off ttbe Mo^uhp As Seeirn by Tsim Browne,, Husband (on his wedding tour) I want rooms for myself and wife Hotel Clerk (politely): Suite? Angry Husband Of course she is perfectly lovely The sweetest girl in England Torn Browne. ...

... tuts3 Hlltms'&pa.&edl Ihiests&'aato I'm playing cowboys, uncle. Will you be a bull and let me round you up? \f* _1 J ...

... Tib M^unnmouBir3 of ftlb Mo^if A,s >in\. Iby lo M0 BifM.c, The Vicar: I am just going in to read to old Muggins. Is he worse? The Doctor (gravely) He needs your help more than mine The Vicar Poor old fellow. Is it as bad as that? The Doctor Yes he's suffering from insomnia ...

... 11 En of Hlh Mo^r^A, Seeim Iby T5nm. Btmwimeo THE COMMITTEE MEETING Mosenstein (suddenly): Great Thcott! I've forgotten to lock up my thafe Chairman: Veil! Vot are you vorrying about; we're all here, ain't we? ...

... li Iht of thlhi Ho^ip- tSemi Iby WeM wceinio Small Girl: Please, Mrs. Drennan, mother sends her compliments, and will you lend her a cruet cos she's got company? Mrs. Drennan (who hasn't the faintest idea what a cruet is) Tell yer mother I'm very sorry, my dear, but outs is torn f Wi i CD W FT r^j ...

... Tlh Inluasini o^u.ip of ttlhe InlomiF /km t2>@ein\. Iby 'Will Oweinio AT THE BOARD SCHOOL First Girl (proudly): My face was a lot dirtier than wot yours was Second Girl Yes well, you're older fwil I OWEIN ...

... TKIF iUMOUR OF TMT& HOUR IF otuii? Sallhitifltttes h>y CSaaiples Faip0 KB ...

... Tfin InIuEs1m@u2.iP If ftlhi IfiIUEiP A,s >mi Iby Tm BiPwinio IN THE TRAM CAR I o f-s R.u. Conductor What are you nussing 'im tor Mother 'Cos he's a hinfant Conductor: A hinfant? Mother: Yuss! He's jest got off paying for 'is last suit of clothes 'cos the law syes he's a hinfant, and yer don't suppose I'm goin' ter spend money on fares when I can nuss 'im? Not me! ...

... Tib InluEBiniouaip of ftlh BUouar A,s Seeini Iby Tina Brwmio AFTER THE HOLIDAYS Papa Are you sure that you and mamma thought of me while you were away Grade Oh yes We heard a man kicking up an awful row about his breakfast at the hotel, and mamma said, Thats just like papa Tina Brwmio ...

... Tlh Muflmniomip f ILSf A,s S-eim Ib^ Wo Me^Ihi RoIbSimsoinio Tiii: SIIVER LINING Wo Mesiftlhi IR.Ibflinis3nio ...

... TI hi Kl^iinnio^iir of fh Housr As tSeeini Iby Will Owemio THE CHEAT (WITH APOLOGIES TO THE HON. JOHN COLLIER) The Editor regrets that after mature consideration he is unable to decide which of the players is not cheating Will Oweinio ...

... Tib InImBiniuaiF of tilb ffo^isr- A t2>emi Iby Tom Browini.. TWO OF HOLLANDS ...