... leneinelrd at qoerter to one rfetoch the morning of the let Afiril-M affiroFFtete end ing teotieh a beginning • But tho real April fool thte pro. tracted practical J«ko the reader, olte. haring aefen different eecneionr through thU foaealu* »«a of »a*loj wordt ...

... been four machines at the door that morning already, and expressed her regret that the coal-man had also been dubbed an April fool.” Surely this was to be the last of this laughable affair. But no. The miscreants had not done with their mischief. barber ...

... on the premises, had to be sworn on John* sen's Dictionary. Brown says that married man sometimes finds himself to bean April fool sooa after the wedding march. Lord Palmerston once said, speaking of the Turks, What energy can be expected of people with ...

... Ile was born ou April 1, 1811, on the hanks of the Dom in Ayrshire, :iodised. As he liumuroualy remarked : You see lam an April fool, sod any follies that I have committed have been the simple working out of my destiny. He was the son to • large lamer ...

... aaawrr that there had been foar deer that morwlag already, as preoaed her rwrret that UMsaal-ama had aim nan dabbed aa M April fooL* Barely tbb wm tbe bat of affair. Bat am Tba ml.rrmati bad not dune witb mbdilrf. A barber aad rbbaaey-ewaop are reported ...

... who represents him is named Edward Askew Sothern. There is nothing in common between the docile follies of the ordinary April fool and the mysterious aberrations of Lord Dundreary. RAILWAY PASSENGER DUTY. {From the Railway Netc*.) As there appears to ...

... from a senseless joko. Some young men asked a lady living in an hotel Salinas City to carry a letter on which was written “April fool” to the room a gentleman named Downey, who was staying in the hotel. The lady’s husband, Mr. Dennison, seeing her come from ...

... two new stories—“ Our U i*h and “The W^lpurgia—Sight,” from the German Zoehokke- both interesting. A clever chapter “ April Fools” by T. K. Harvey, and Titan among the Vet ores, hour in the Scottish Academy. and a well spent hour it seems have been ...

... availed himself of it, the damages must be sub. stantial. I mi_ht have ven a lar*er stini had there not heeu sue.. roug h April fooling g gon in the hotel when the defender fancied he was robbed, sod which made him suppose his money disappeared them He left ...

... n the first of April. (Ranowed laughter ) The result of this was that many of sny com-a le* around me, rather than made April fools of their colonel, i» - shaved tho beards off. (Groat Uughler.) 1 not know was that spread this most aboiniudile —or I slieuld ...

... passed off quietly rule in the Bombay Presiwould only «n appropriate goose-chase for dency. At Ahmodimggur however there was April fools! Even the much-enduring donkeys awkward incident. Sunday night Captain Daniel 1, would find the expo*.! of Blnckhcuth iho ...