... Britton, Mrs Crichton, Mr Hunter, Mr Stone, Mr Borthwick, and an amateur party, who gave a representation of a farce, An April Fool. The two days drawings secured the handsome sum of £83 — twice as much as was hoped for. The stall-holders and assistants ...

... —Second Toper: Well, seeing what we do for the revenue, 1 thinks as it's time Oovernmint did treat as! FOOL& There are April fools in plenty, In all puts they can be found. And, p'r'eps, nineteen out of twenty Are big fools all the year round! FAJLINOS ...