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... In what colour is a secret best kept ?—In-violate. Gas bills are, in military phrase, heavy charges of the light brigade. Some things are much better eschewed than chewed— tobacco is one of them. Why is twice eleven like twice ten ?—Because twice eleven are twenty-two, and twice ten are twenty, too. A cynical Frenchman once said there are two parties to a love affair—the party who loves, and ...