A YOUNG LADTS PRESENCE OF MIND
... A young lady was put into a train alone to go to London. As ke train was on the point of starting a gentleman rushed up and got in. At this her friends, who were seeing her off, were rather annoyed, but thought it did not much signify. Shortly after the train had started, the gentleman jumped up and ex- claimed, This carriage is too heavy, and must bo lightened, and straightway his carpet ...