LETTER FROM PAT TO HIS FRIEND TEAGUE
... Wen furst from Oireland heer I cum, The Welsh names druv me crazy, But now I've larnt them all, by gum, An' shure they're moighty aizy. There's CODE o' GltEEK, the thruth to spake, It cums so nate an' pat in, That if it wasn't Welsh, I'd take The wurds fur raal Latin. Sum stares to find the name of Jones As commun as Welsh ponies is, But shure 'tis nathral Whales should have A bellyfull uv ...