... Somebody says that at wife should bh like a roasted lamb -tender and nicely dressed. A bachelor adds And without any sauce. A short-time before Judge Foster's death, he went the Oxford Circait ill one of tire hottest summers that had been remuem bered, wvhel his charge to the Grand Jury was as follows - Gentlemen, the wleather is extremely hot, I am very old, and you are well acquainted ...

... VARIIETI ES. LxTTTres. OF CREDIT.-]. V. U.-I'rnlll-. THE GREATEST AcIUEvAEINNT' ON RMeOnD.-COoilOl0 Pearson's. -Rid. Whrny is a widow's costsilso Eke a field of turnips?- Because ii's (s)wedes I-Pae. Tiem GROWTH Or Lo-teat.7-The last annual report of the Rleistrar General tells ?? plainly, and withoat reserve, that London is growing grca-er every day; and that within I its present bounils, ...

... THE BIRMMGHAM CATTLE AND POULTRY I ?? S.SHOW. (From the Afidland Consnt/es Herald.) In our putlicatiol of Augnst the 1st, we stated that the Counlcil had met on the preceding Thursday, to make arrangements for the present year's gathering in Bingley Hall, and that a number of changes had been determined upon. We have now to announce that the prize lists, as revised on that occasion, have been ...

... Volunteer Armouriesand Magazines. The following official notice has been issued to Com- manlding Officers of Volunteers- W Tl as- Oticc, Oet. 9, 1i67; Sin',-I am directed by Secretary Sir 1, Pakington to informl you that, in consequence of the frequent repre- I senttions which have been miade to hilml respecting the insecure state of the armouries and magazines of the Voluntcer Corps, lie ...

... I M ,sOCIAL-EUULOGISTrICC-LASMICAb (From thoe John Bid/l) Ye Sisterhood ilioe i'rom Parnuisslns divnitO, i eruitit ' iltti Bard to invoke ye; Come, IM(1 breathe on mry Lyre, Awl imy fancllY inspire, While I -sill thie ewiehtlultlcnjts of Croquet. The P1hilosoTpher'S frowvn Cauniot pnt this gnlieC clown; If hlo tlijiiks sc,, d ii'0titti(l I, IUSI ttdtqt(' Silica its ?? isipeais l To ounr ieris, ...

... I VARILETES c What is bettor than; a younlis1 OUllg ma 'i-A paying 0110. A new pill has beeen invented in America. It is made of Ilndia-rutbber. One box cures a cold and renders your overcoat imlpervious to wiater. Ali inventor asnonnces is scow kindl of paper, which he claims to be water-proof. 'i'h1at w ouldl be tie paper for lining, milk-pails and nilk-cans with. I vonder where thoso ...