... up his wrath likely to die of effusion on the brain ? Mrs. Partingeon says that Ike, who lns just returned from France, speaks Frenuh like a Parishioner. Why are broken beads in an Irish row like Madame Tussaud's Exhibition ?I-Because they are whacks'-work ...

... VARIETIES. GEMlS OF THOUGHT. One unrtfl.ndoes an injury to all who stand in need of aid. it. ii never more difficult to speak well than when we are getting is-bas'ilL .filir Sienice. Many peoiple conmider this world as a worm does the in- terior of a ...

... and said-Gentlemen-gentlemen,--(Laughter)-I am looking to see if there's any ladies-(Laughter,eand Good id Bob.} I cente speak to the health of the ladies. There's oe or two of them I see, and then I say ladies and gentlemen, all as I can say is I amrn ...

... his vouthfal experienes, said he used to catch the most with a rod when he went fishing without his father's permissain. Speaking of dancing, a clergymnn hits the nail on the bead with the remark that people usually do more evil with their tongues than ...

... of his affections, had an interview with her parental an. 1 cestor, in which lee stated that, although ho had no wealth to speak of, yet lie was chock full of days' works. Ile got the girl. c GETTING ovVIZ A DrIFerICLTY. -A countryman once brought a ...

... I'm sore perplexed; The last one proved his doctrine true, But so too will the next. TIHEOLOGIST. Here one avers-nor loth he speak As doubting. or afreid- That in six days, in ono short week, This werld wis perfect mado. GEOLOGIST. Another there with ...

... soled again, as the old boot said to the shoe- maker. A Yankee has invented a medicine to remove a boil from a tea-kettle. I speak within bounds, as. the prisoner said to the jailor. Rents are enormous, as the poor follow said when he looked at his coat ...

... it. Yoa're the chap I'm looking for, said the ruffian; give me a chew. A scientific lecturer saying he was about to speak on tho longevity of birds, one of the audience, who lived at a boarding-house, said he would go, as, after his experience with ...

... organ-grinder in his purest accent, but was antonished' at receiviug the following response, I no speak Inglis. Call that a kind man, said an actor, speaking of an absent acquaintance, a man whe is away from his family, and never sends them a farthing ...

... added. I wish to Heaven the Spring would look like your ladysbip. A college etudent being examined in Locke, where lie speaks of our relations to the Deity, wao askled, Whiat relations do we moast neglect?' when lie answered with much simplicity ...

... many persons have brought on serious sickness by holding on to the knob of the front door while standing in a draft, and speaking last words to friends. e Buthe doesn't caution those who hold on to lmu-posts I at midnight, holding maudlin conversations ...

... dreams of yore, And, fondil Inemuory-a pupe perusing, We sigb forlosses it ca t reatore Of the morrow's brightness Hope Is speaking- ,The proniiied Eden for whioh we pray, The high aod the lowvly alike are seeking; The wise are willing to point the way ...