... AN APRIL FOOL. Hz had bought a new pocket-book. Who he was is not of any importance, and as nobody will attempt to parse this story, it is excusable, perhaps, to begin it as I do. He bad bought a new pocket-book, and haring put his money into it, bad ...

... Brew Lass Love in Idleness Graftwall • ran PLATS (Handicap) of /Alp. Bretby Stakes 004fte ' six Peck o' Popper Delaware 2 April Fool Fourteen ran (Handicap) of 5 loss beach for with 200 added. Rotas Course, furlongs Paloma 1 Tremolo Unco Gold Ten ...

... Arrivals-D•we,' Kies May o lio 11. Mirebelle, Z3ophyte, Lidy tineoaster,i may, Queen of the Hills colt, Sapient°, ‘Cilt April Fool, Returns, Ding D mid et George, Heartmessi,•Jeker„ , Good Nagai, , W•litgato, Abeyeatea, Sawaseld and . .. , a_.- ...

... Tsing's Cross 1, Chaplet 2, Polynesia S. Fifteen ran MATCll.—Drviieboof beat Z. - lastlennek AUTUMN HANDICAP —Lai. Stough 1, April Fool 2, Brew 3. MATCH (£100) —Pedestrian beat Daleaman • NYWMAIIKIT o.l[2l—ReVe d'Ur 1, Heloise 2, Maize 3. Three ran TWO Ow ...

... Baresathorpe 3 . Three _ ADMIX Miramar of Cs - o -, ;; for starters. with 200 added. &Why Makes Cour six furlongs Maxim 1 April Fool Shillelagh 3 Tinily* ran Sauna Reintoet PLATA of 100 gs. Coarse, five furlongs Atbol Lady Philip Augustus Fifteen ran CHAIMON ...

... pedestrians: March. Genuine Fair Trader,: Pretty stall-keepers. Brown says that a married man sometimes lads himself to be an April fool soon after the wedding ward. Barber (merely): Does this razor shave well sir ? Customer (with considerable irritation) ...

... ran-Citey (F Barrett), leyddington (Fano), Upstart (leasop), Reggy (C Loates), Flower o' the May (Warns), Pet )ox I Liddiard), April Fool (T Loans), Sly Sint (J Woodburn), Fistulas (Wall), Marken (Bradbury), Chaplet c (Luke) Bettiog-7 to 2 apt kiinfield and ...

... I furlongs flonverain 91. Away, o Wed with coal tat Symphonies' _a. 1 - Nadir 9-, Quimper, loaded with coal April Fool I 2 Rennin , 288, Stockholradoadsd with coal for Para,Watt., Wishing Wall . Ward mad Co Nine ran .. • Maris Angelina ...

... PLATZ—Pampam 1, Blue 2, Iliopectene 3. Five yea A PLLTI or 250 Bova—Prudence (F. Ilsrrett) yralked Over. —Thurleygood 1, April Fool 2, Jeannie Deane c 3. Seven ran STA MEL —Clandian 1, Greenehmkk 2, Ls Bourdnuier 3-86. en roe. Sranto 1, Madame Spieri 12 ...

... ether Bronchial Allen ENGINES '6' 'ce vift ikams.4. The Noney being 16321 tons. Aimee the arrivals- fin-there I. only April Fool Louding one cargo, viz,. of oats from pandalk. Fourteen ran • temperature of 3,500°. The lame observations RYlTlepeigAW ...

... one sent Runty W- ard Beecher on the first of April un envelope enclosing a sheet of paper, on which were only the words April Fool. Well, mid Beecher, I've several timer known etnpid k ieople to write a letter and Omit to sign it; but this is the ...

... of the one chance. The baby is also pleased to congratulate Ricca for being thus able to produce such a goodly number of April fools. The baby , wishes to assure the R.P.D.C. that his criticism is ea devoid of partiality and vindictiveness, as was the rendering ...