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... tb-l**t, L*l aa taka heed, my brother* W* ar* aut foiled uarte)re* . The that bet mutokea Bat Coo l awaken Gad tor're April fool*. Tax MctuacaoLT Jtut t*. Monday the EliDbargb fnatitetian elected Mr. Gladstone president. The late Mr. Carlyle we* the ...

Published: Saturday 02 April 1881
Newspaper: Nuneaton Advertiser
County: Warwickshire, England
Type: Article | Words: 1670 | Page: 3 | Tags: none

Saturday 23, 1881

... with the Tide.—Following a newlywed deupair out of church. Brown says that a married tnan sometimes finds himself to be an April fool soon after the wedding March. It is proper to call your wife Birdie, because she is always associated with little bill. ...

Published: Saturday 23 July 1881
Newspaper: Cheltenham Mercury
County: Gloucestershire, England
Type: Article | Words: 1825 | Page: 4 | Tags: none

Seltdtb 32na

... Seltdtb 32na. Brown says that a an som•thnse to be an April fool soon after the weddiog March. ----- A Cincinnati paper says that the politest young going is • resident of that city. He took of his hat to talk to a lady through • telephone. When an artist ...

Published: Wednesday 17 August 1881
Newspaper: Maidenhead Advertiser
County: Berkshire, England
Type: Article | Words: 1866 | Page: 4 | Tags: none

THE WARNIESTSTER HEILILD-SATURDAY, MARCH 26, 1881

... and, behold : something neatly folded. Could it be paper again 0 orr':)n prevl cut ur-n his !ce and reed : April P April Fool! The whole truth dashed upon him at ones. remembered that it was the first of April. It. recalled the trieks he had played ...

Published: Saturday 26 March 1881
Newspaper: Warminster Herald
County: Wiltshire, England
Type: Article | Words: 6682 | Page: 3 | Tags: none

THE DISS EXPRESS, AND NORFOLK AND SUFFOLK JOURNAL—FRIDAT, MARCH 20, 1881

... and, behold.’ something folded. Could be only paper again ? Daniel Gordon spread it out upon bis knee and read : April Fool!” April Fool! The whole truth flashed upon him at once. He remembered that it was the first of April. He recalled the tricks he ...

Published: Friday 25 March 1881
Newspaper: Diss Express
County: Norfolk, England
Type: Article | Words: 6514 | Page: 7 | Tags: none

A PEA RFITL ACCIDENT WITH MOLTEN STEEL

... pones, biowalf on the way to O. politte-otturt by remark.ng that he should remember the day, he . . . . - - . h'sri made a; April fool ot himself. SiRPILIINSON eat born just a hundred year. ego, and the centenary of the great Bottlelist is to be celebrated ...

Published: Saturday 09 April 1881
Newspaper: Pontypridd District Herald
County: Glamorgan, Wales
Type: Article | Words: 2124 | Page: 4 | Tags: none

Haat LAND. BILL

... IXPROVID RIADINtI.—Tak• cafe Of the pennies, the pounds will take of that a martied man sometimes finds L•toself to be an April fool atter the wedding march. Wuxi . is the difference between a sailor and • koldier —One tars his ropes, and the other pitches ...

Published: Saturday 07 May 1881
Newspaper: Hinckley News
County: Leicestershire, England
Type: Article | Words: 2133 | Page: 2 | Tags: none

Varieties

... herself with a year, because she has four sea sons. tv Brown says that a married man sometimes finds himself ci to be an April fool soon after the wedding march. Hurried passenger: When does this 'bus start ? fiber- 33an driver: Orb, shure, same time ...

Published: Friday 06 May 1881
Newspaper: Newcastle Courant
County: Northumberland, England
Type: Article | Words: 2092 | Page: 2 | Tags: News 

WARRINGTON

... tickle most. Fifty years' married life and not on row. How beautiful and—how slow. A certain aqua to a wedding mairch.4 l3 April fool. Hope Is a good breakfast, when a persea taken too much overnight, it When a draft passes through the bank dos give the ...

Published: Saturday 12 November 1881
Newspaper: Liverpool Albion
County: Lancashire, England
Type: Article | Words: 2133 | Page: 6 | Tags: none

MISCELLANEOUS

... MISOELLAsXOUB. Brown says that a married man sometimes finds him- self to be an April fool 8oon after the wedding match. Ila a class of little girls one was asked What is a fort? A place to put men in, was the reply. What ;B a fortress ? The answer ...

Published: Saturday 08 October 1881
Newspaper: Bristol Mercury
County: Bristol, England
Type: Article | Words: 2089 | Page: 6 | Tags: News 

JiPiTOVIK OP NSWi

... about twopence, consoled himself on the way to the police-court by remarking that ho should remember the day; hsd made an April fool himself. aa» born just a hundred years ego, aad the centenary of the great Bvangelist u celebrated Newea-Ue practically ...

Published: Saturday 09 April 1881
Newspaper: Boston Guardian
County: Lincolnshire, England
Type: Article | Words: 1945 | Page: 7 | Tags: none