... lazy nigger. Dar's right smart 'ligion in a plow-handle. Twelve erclock nebber is in a hurry. Never 'oend too much on de blackberry blossoms. Don't bet on a 'tater hill befo' de grabbin' time. Heap o' good cotton stalks gits chopped up fum 'socia- tin' ...

... coronets and finery; but, inasmuch as we too are being touohed by the Norman fever, and Esquires, are more common than blackberries, 'tis as well that our Jones's and Robeits's should be protected by their ap' as the Saxon gentles should be preserved ...