... THE CABBIE AGAIN. By Will Owein\0 Caddie (who has been handsomely tipped by old Foozle): Will ye be workin' again to-morrow, sir? Will Owein\0 ...

... Tlh Inluasini o^u.ip of ttlhe InlomiF /km t2>@ein\. Iby 'Will Oweinio AT THE BOARD SCHOOL First Girl (proudly): My face was a lot dirtier than wot yours was Second Girl Yes well, you're older fwil I OWEIN ...

... . By Geoffg'e Belclher. If you were to put more water into the meal they'd digest it in half the time Toime bain't of no 'count to these 'ere pigs, mister George Bel(clh\er0 ...

... Omr HUhastrated Clhes&iatuift. WHEN THE WORM TURNS Do you know how wrong it is to catch fish on a Sunday? Oo's catchin* fish? ...

... TKIF iUMOUR OF TMT& HOUR IF otuii? Sallhitifltttes h>y CSaaiples Faip0 KB ...

... tunr MUsgthp&ttedl Clhesftinmt)'. You'd better git 'ome, guvner yer muvver's lookin' everywhere for 'er 'earthrug JDupyry ;Bux1*ON 05 v ...

... Tlh if ILnfe As im Iby W0 Hs^]h MIbiiin\sinio LOVE AND FOLLY ...

... Tib M^unnmouBir3 of ftlb Mo^if A,s >in\. Iby lo M0 BifM.c, The Vicar: I am just going in to read to old Muggins. Is he worse? The Doctor (gravely) He needs your help more than mine The Vicar Poor old fellow. Is it as bad as that? The Doctor Yes he's suffering from insomnia ...

... 11 En of Hlh Mo^r^A, Seeim Iby T5nm. Btmwimeo THE COMMITTEE MEETING Mosenstein (suddenly): Great Thcott! I've forgotten to lock up my thafe Chairman: Veil! Vot are you vorrying about; we're all here, ain't we? ...

... aus3 UMaastra&edl IhiestmBto Labourer (after falling from a six-story scaffolding) Bust it I now I've been an' broke me poipe 3)Sy jBoxtoU OlT I ...

... Tib Sftumni ...

... THE. LISTENER'S LAMENT. By Willi Oweim. Wot 'ave yer been doin' to yer eye, Laura? Cold, my dear, from them draughty keyholes Will Owemi. ...