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... Imagine his feelings when the polling clerk advieed him to look at the calendar. It was only then that he realised what an April fool he was! When the Returning Officer was declaring the result of the poll, some exuberant spirits in the crowd—the largest ...

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... well-meaning attempts of the BBC to be humorous should so persistently recoil upon the head of the humorist This- morning’s April fool ’’ joke seems to have upset a lot of listeners and their comments on the performance have lacked nothing in punch” The truth ...

... rance there was once a remarkable instance in which a person of high standing saved his life through being mistaken for an April fool — and living up ’’ to that ITe was rancis Duke of Lorraine and he and his wife who were being held captive at the time managed ...

... for it in Scotland a gowk ” being a cuckoo though rhe reason for the allusion have never been able to discover In rance an April fool is called a poisson d’Avril (April fish) the reason probably being that young Spring fish are easily caught Are voul Better ...

... so should you be caught in an unguarded moment and proclaimed a Gowk’’ don’t say that failed to warn you! Happily this April fooling is of an innocent and harmless variety and beyond temporarily ruffling one’s dignity it causes no serious harm Therefore ...

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