GOOD OLD BRIDGET!
... OLD BRIDGET! Bridget, how did it happen t 1 when we came in last night after the theatre there was a policeman in th e kitchen? Sure, mum, Oi don't know: but 01 think the theatre didn't last as long usual. ...
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Ally Sloper's Half Holiday
UN THE TRAIL AUGUST 11, As Miss Barry turned towards St. her late companion sauntered on towards th ings end
... 031101 no comment. She winced a little as she was over the dirty .rooms, reeking with foul which seemkd to rise from the half kitchen , ler sitting-room behind, where she caught sight quarry in his shirt-sleeves, his feet on one chair his body on another, ...
MY LANDLORD
... the staircase came to grief, And sought the cellar underneath, Refused to send me kind relief? My land!ord: Who, when the kitchen boiler burst, Remarked he didn't bring the frost, And, therefore, couldn't bear the cost? My landlord: Who, when the tempest ...
HILL BURGLAR!
... you—have no fear. Just stand here behind the door while I look in the kitchen, where the noise seems to come from.' Oh! thank you!' she replied, as he slipped out into the kitchen, picked up his shoes, and vanished,leaving the booty piled upon the floor ...
ALLY SLOPER'S HALF-HOLIDAY
... I heard loud hanging and hammerings proceeding from the regions of the kitchen. Taking ro notice, I pursued my occupation. Crash! Bang! Jumping up, I rushed out into the kitchen, There he stood, with a hammer in one hand, gazing at a broken chair. The ...
was all that dreadful noise? And where, she added, glancing with still greater bewilderment at the empty chair ..
... at him, and she took hold of flab door for support. Whatever do' you meafn? she inquired. Mother is in the kitchen. In the kitchen, cried Ulysses, astounded and dismayed in his turn; but, then, who was that here when I came in? I don't know ...
PAGE ELEVEN
... So I wandered on to Were they was showin' some noo kitchen utensils—labour-eavin' devices, they calls some of 'em; but, to my mind, they're. lazy-makers, and I, wouldn't givel some of 'em kitchen room. Jest as I turned away from the stall, 'oo should ...
DR. SPOONER'S SPOONERS
... announced impressively for his text: Many are called, but chew are fosen. Be ye therefore of the fosen chew. As he entered his kitchen on a Friday a strong odour of grilled fish assailed his nostrils. What a hell of smerrings! he exclaimed. ...
(A rzeu HOW GREAT MEN GET THERE. - EARL HAIG renowned in history as the man who, along with Marshal
... history as the man who, along with Marshal Foch, won the Great War. He joined the 7th Hussars in 1885, and served under Kitchener Soudan, where hie conspicuous gallantry caused him to be mentioned by his Chief in Despatches. During the Boer War he became ...
HE FOUND A WAY OUT
... husband? You told me wh that you were not married.' a 'Rn ' t then, mum; but you corn about havin' so much love-mak, 1 ' kitchen. so I married one -----Ini----- A MODEL WIFE. So you have got married? 1 You have made an excellent =es, my wife is a very ...
READ WHAT BECAME OF HER. SEE PAGE ELEVEN. I Have a Song to Sing, rio I By The
... When neither was a mummy. A STRAIGHTFORWARD EXCUSE. Mistress: Tell Binke the butler, Mary, that if really must smoke in the kitchen, I should be obliged if he would use better tobacco. Mary: I did tell him, mem, but he sez they're the best cigars master ...
POEMS AND PITY
... joys of this life are of short durashun, and wen I finally got down to my brekfust—witch 'ad bin thortfully Placed on the kitchen table and allowed to git stone HUSBAND (on being asked his opinion of hie wife's new bare-back gown)* Well, to tell you the ...