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THE CAMPHOR HABIT

... Weary Willie presented himself. I thought you were dead! Oh, no, replied Weary, touching his hat, I didn't eat that piece of cake you gave me bet time I was here ! Mae. FATPURSE You paint pictures to order, don't you ? Great Artist : Yes, madam ...

Published: Saturday 08 March 1902
Newspaper: Lisburn Standard
County: Antrim, Northern Ireland
Type: Article | Words: 439 | Page: 3 | Tags: none

MONET

... with her): “I don’t know why is, but always eat more when have company than when we’re alone. Tommy (helping a third piece of cake): “I know why is. 'Cause have better things eat. slinger; “Ah, ray dear Mias Frost. was an awful moment! I dashed along ...

Published: Tuesday 10 February 1903
Newspaper: Belfast Telegraph
County: Antrim, Northern Ireland
Type: Article | Words: 1517 | Page: 3 | Tags: none

Coma

... WASTED go 0010.— WWII% 011 a I play ogre 1 Yes, ray deer, if wish. right. Give no • piece of Cake!' you have to have • of So play ogre. me, to be the sod cake Ii the boy that gets ep. Ww hAI Coom—Patierst Doctor, dreamed romealog Men WWI. I sew ...

IroLES COM !IA BUNDLE FOR MASTER

... IS orofession. WATT= To PLAT sea I play ogre? Yes, my deer, if you wish. All right. Give me • piece of cake. Cake? Yes ; you have to apiece of cake to play You see, to be the ogre, and the oaks la the boy that gets eaten op. Wins Dumont COWL—Patient ...

ALL TIM LOW EVE. A TURN OF FORT'UNE'S WHEEL

... ii An 'Songs Without Words'? Mr. Spoke.: Well, riPt. Oho we • piece of cake Oahe? I owl them to songs without Nos I to have • piece 'ii rake to play ogre. rem to be ogre, the cake CLons.: H I out oe my wheel thi, M the boy that gets eat' up - ...

Rarrcaruce

... life. Ers TO °Ott I ogre? Yes, gay dear, if w Ail right. Give me • piece of cake. Cake? ▪ Yea t you to have a piece cake to play ogre. You see, to be toe ogre, and the cake I. the boy that esteo up, W way CONA—Patient: Dodos*, I ...

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... know why it is, but I always eat more when we have nmany than when we're alone. Tonne) , (lielniog himself to a third piece of cake). I know why it is. 'Cause we hews bettor thine to eat. Slinger: Alt, my Miss Frost. It was awful moment! As I dashed ...

AMERICAN HUMOUR

... one. Scene: Little Willie sitting down to tea wife bin grandmother. who is just about to cut the cake. Willie (hastily): Grannie. before you cut piece of cake, I want to ask you a quer tiou? Grannie: Well, dear, what is it? I want to know if your spectacles ...

Published: Saturday 03 September 1904
Newspaper: Lisburn Standard
County: Antrim, Northern Ireland
Type: Article | Words: 3092 | Page: 3 | Tags: none

VARIETIES. Mother lias f*ot a new hand-painted fan, said little Margie, proudly. ! that’s nothing,” rejoined ..

... sleep. Willie (scepticallyi—l>oes —er - d-d-does lie sleep with his shoes on ? Bobby—Ma, you said that I wasn’t eat that piece of cake in the pantry—because it would make me sick. Mother—Yes Bobby. Bobby (convincingly)—But, ma, it hasn’t made me sick. She—You ...

Published: Friday 13 January 1905
Newspaper: Derry Journal
County: Londonderry, Northern Ireland
Type: Article | Words: 736 | Page: 6 | Tags: none

Long-distance Riding

... Before the start, take the ordina breakfast; after twenty-five miles, a dril';{ of ginger-beer or soda-and-milk, with piece of cake or dry ' biscuits ; at forty-three miles, a similar drink; at fifty-six miles, lunch—a light but satisfying meal of cold ...

Published: Saturday 24 June 1905
Newspaper: Lurgan Mail
County: Armagh, Northern Ireland
Type: Article | Words: 518 | Page: 7 | Tags: none

BIRD SCARING TRAGEDY

... wuss. So, as I've got to be wass anyway, I guess I'll take it. And was it etiquette that kept you from taking the second piece of cake? asked the host. No, replied the candid youngster, it was father. He had hie hand all ready to pinch me the minute ...

AS I WAS SAYING

... meantime, shall watch the development the jury system Los Angelos with interest. A Bridal Cake. sad story told in the other day about bridal cake that fell to pieces. The cake appears to have been built in three tiers, but when the bride tried to cut it, the ...

Published: Friday 01 December 1911
Newspaper: Ballymena Observer
County: Antrim, Northern Ireland
Type: Article | Words: 1269 | Page: 5 | Tags: none