... -BY MEL The Society held its ninth annual dinner recently at the Connaught Rooms in London, when 800 members and their guests were present. After the dinner, at which the President, Mr. A. J. Knowland, presided, there was dancing and a very excellent cabaret. The guest of the evening was Mr. Henry S. Horne. Many other well-known personalities, including Mr. Claude Graham White, Miss Amy ...

... - -BY MEL The Screen Golfing Society, members of which are mostly prominent people in the film industry, and whose headquarters are at Stoke Poges Golf Club, had their Spring Auction Sweep recently at the Savoy Hotel. The chairman was Mr. R. McCooey, the captain. Names (1. to r., at back) Colonel E. H. Williams, Marcel Vamel, Maurice Ostrer, R. McCooey, Geoffrey Bernerd, Howard Welsch, Bert ...

... Big Golf Dates by Mel ...

... - by Mallet 44 Incomprehensible my foot, Sylvanus Often and often I've felt JUST like that on present-day rations Mallet ...

... MORTONHALL GOLF CLUB, EDINBURGH, AND SOME PLAYERS- -BY MEL The Mortonhall Golf Club the pioneer of private courses in Scotland was founded in 1892, and the course built on the Mortonhall Estate, which adjoins the Braids. Its forerunner was the Morningside Golf Club, whose members played on the Braids. The first captain of the Mortonhall Club was Duncan Maclaren, and the improvements which have ...

... --By MEL Said to owe its inception to a happy thought of Commander Hillyard as he looked out of his bathroom window one morning soon after coming to live in Pulborough, the West Sussex Golf Club is set in a perfect golfing pocket of sand, amid clayey golfing deserts. Just in this small area, white sand blows across heather to delight the golfer's heart, while distant downs go to make up a ...

... I The Mills Team IN recent years, John Mills has become one of our foremost actors both in the theatre and in British films, and can always be relied upon to give a first-rate performance in any production in which he appears. His most recent stage successes have been shared with I his wife, dramatist and actress Mary Hayley Bell, in whose brilliant plays, Men in Shadow and Duet for Two ...

... - by Mallet Night -night, dear. If you want anything, just ring Ma et ...

... If We Cannot Pay Members THERE ARE MANY OTHER WAYS IN WHICH THEY COULD BE REMUNERATED (AT PUBLIC EXPENSE) Payment of M.P.'s is the political topic of the hour, if they really are to be remunerated, why, plaintively inquires our artist, Mr. Norman Morrow, should we not, instead of paying them salaries, admit them free to theatres, railways, golf courses, restaurants, and all else that the ...

... Oh, Wad Some Poweir the Giiffftie Gie Us AS SEEN BY THE TORY THE RADICAL ...

... (REVISED VERSION BY HERR LISSAUFR-KRAUT) Who garries on zis 'orrid, peastly Food-War, Who picks our Colonel, like a vinkle, from his deepest Poudoir England Who smashes pack all our attacks-in-masses, Who feeds our brisoners, vile ve kick und starf zem silly asses England Who puts on nosebags und tefies our nasty stenches, Who dribbles footballs right up to our most imbortant drenches England ...

... My Hat MORE FRAGMENTS FROM FRANCE HELMETS, SHRAPNEL, ONE BY CAPTAIN BRUCE BA1RNSFATHER Passed by Censor ...