... . FATHER What happens to little boys that tell stories CHILD They 're kept in after school. FATHER And what happens when they grow up CHILD They 're kept late at the office. Specially Drawn for The Sketch by Bert Thomas. ...

... Stuff- and Nonsense,, IF THE PENGUINS WERE CALLED TO THE BAR: AS THEY ARE AND AS THEY NIIGHT BE. From the Drawing by J. A. Shepherd. ...

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... COTTON DINED AND THIRTY -ONE. Lord Rosebery the Club President was in great form speaking at the ASHRIDGE GOLF CLUB'S DINNER to HENRY COTTON, British Open Golf Champion. To twist his racing simile a little, Cotton's achievement in following up his success in the British Open last year by the beating of Densmore Shute U.S.A. match-play champion was comparable to the rare achievement of a Derby ...

... . I 1HESE caricatures by Mac depict the selected team of Gentlemen for the GENTLEMEN v. PLAYERS match at Lord's last week. They are all front-rank cricketers who always play cricket, but they are able to enjoy some alternative amuse ments and occupations at times Their zest for playing the game is directed in some instances to billi ards, football, and winter sports, as our caricaturist has ...

... . The 57TH (WESSEX) A. A. BRIGADE, R.A., is entirely responsible for the Anti-Aircraft Defences of Portsmouth and the Isle of Wight. It started life in 1883 as the 2nd Hants Volunteer Brigade R.G.A. with Field-Marshal Lord Roberts as its Hon. Colonel. After serving with distinction in India and Mesopotamia during the tear, in 1932 it was converted into an A. A. Unit with Brigadier Cameron as ...

... RAF. AT UPPER HEYFORD. This Oxford station, which is under the command of Wing Commander Fall, was formed in 1927. After re-organisation and rebuilding, it is now fully equipped with the latest gadgets. It consists of H.Q. and three Bomber Squadrons, the 18th, 57th, and 218th. The occasion illustrated was not only a send-off to the Old Year, but a celebration dinner of the 18th Squadron, when ...

... . Continued from page 148.) away and left hardly a trace and a damn good thing, too, so far as I could gather. I remember there were times when that evil glow encircled the very gates of light, when I was scared stiff about dangers centuries before I was born. The worst, I think, was when simultaneously at Salamis and in Sicily Greek civilisation was fighting for its life. For some faint ...

... THE BIRIDE WITH HEK GOLDEN HAIJR IN PLAITS THE PLUNKET GUINNESS WEDDING, FULL* DRESS AND REHEARSAL. The marriage of Miss Aileen Guinness, eldest daughter of the Hon. Ernest and Mrs. Guinness, to the Hon. Brinsley Sheridan Plunket, second son of the late Lord Plunket, and of Lady Victoria Braithwaite, was solemnised at St. Margaret's, Westminster, and was one of the most beautiful weddings of ...

... attendants included the sisters of the bride, the Misses Oonagh and Maureen Guinness, and the page was the Hon. Patrick Plunket, nephew of the bridegroom. The train bearers were Lady Brigid Guinness, youngest daughter of the Earl of Iveagh, and Miss Crania Guinness, younger daughter of the Hon. Walter and Lady Evelyn Guinness. Before the ceremony a rehearsal of the procession was held at St. ...

... . TIDWORTH CORONATION TATTOO is the eighteenth of the series. Held in Salisbury Plain arena, it has a bigger seating accommodation this year than ever before. The historical scene is a blaze of colour there is a big Scottish element present always an attraction and the display of armoured cars and motor-cycles in a hunting scene is ingenious and amusing. Fred May has snapped some of the Big ...

... OUR FLYING CLUBS: No. VI.-- THE HOUSEHOLD BRIGADE. Caricatures nv Mei- Ever since Heston Air Park came into being, the Household Brigade Flying Club has had its own private room there, and it has also a Gipsy Moth in the School. The members are all officers of the Brigade of Guards, a great number of whom arc actively interested in flying, several of them having made long-distance flights. ...