THE LISTENER'S LAMENT
... THE. LISTENER'S LAMENT. By Willi Oweim. Wot 'ave yer been doin' to yer eye, Laura? Cold, my dear, from them draughty keyholes Will Owemi. ...
... THE. LISTENER'S LAMENT. By Willi Oweim. Wot 'ave yer been doin' to yer eye, Laura? Cold, my dear, from them draughty keyholes Will Owemi. ...
... . By Will Owem. The Professor I propose, my dear, to take Hugh and Christopher to my lecture to-night on the flora and fauna of the paleozoic era Dolly: Oh, uncle! What have they done? By Will Owea, ...
... . By Ctiarles Harrison, Assistant: There's some new people ordered this fish. Shall I leave it without the money? Fishmonger: No; write c.o.d. on the bill Assistant- Wot's the use of that when it's plaice? ...
... THE WAG OF THE W0IRLD-- THROUGH DISTORTED GLASSES. ANTI-ROOSEVELT POLICIES IN THE AFRICAN JUNGLE Puck has amusingly hit off the visit of the irrepressible Roosevelt to South Africa by showing the animals filled with anxious forebodings busy taking out policies of insurance IN THE GERMAN JAM CLOSET Wilhelm Ach, mutter, I promise dot I von't do id again. Germania Veil, rememper. If you do, ...
... . By Will Owen. Weary Walker Gettin' mighty pertickler, ole Ginger is. Won't sleep out now 'cept 'e finds a flower bed Will Owem\o ...
... GETTING MIS OWN BACI. E3y Will Oweim= Seedy Individual (nettled at the curt manner of the lady clerk) Excuse me, miss, but if I post this now will it be delivered in Brighton first thing to-morrow morning? Lady Clerk Of course it will Seedy Individual Bet yer it won't it's addressed to Margit By Will Owem. ...
... . By Greorg'e Belclher. How's it going, Fred? Rotten 1 Only a few 'apence, and they've pinched the decoy bob I put in the plate George BeHcIher0 ...
... , Charwoman (who previously worked for an artist) Yes, miss and would you like the potatoes done in their jackets or in the nude? By George Belclhero ...
... . By A. E. Home. Grandma, did you like that lemon drop? Yes, dear; I liked it very much Towzer didn't; he spat it out twice By A= Home. ...
... . By Will Oweim. The Caddie Now ain't yer glad yer didn't go to the pantomime Will Oweinio ...
... . By Will Qweim. Interested Wayfarer: Lost yer ball, governor? The Professor No I've lost my bag By Willi Oweinio ...
... . By Georg'e Belclher. Customer (who wants a bottle of ipecacuanha wine) I I want a bo bo-- bottle of ip pip-- pip Shop Boy (who has received notice) 'Ooray I By George BeHcIh\er= ...