... BRUMMELL MfiHHMS,. |L--. C0c5^fOSl/7M/77rO/Y ^^.a-^. m. :.,£Mc ALTHOUGH I am a dev'lish selfish feller, in that-- how d'you like in that? Exquisitely precious, ain't it? Stylish, and so forth, what? I gathered it in from a man I know who runs a library-- I mean he buys books, and has them specially dusted from time to time-- I only do just precisely what I choose to do at just precisely ...

... . The DenTIST (the moment before he noes through the screen) I Under gas. you will be cognisant of nothing till I Tm through. Drawn by Starr Wood. ...

... p . p BY F. HARRIS DEANS. THE woman nervously clasped and unclasped her hands on her knees. Her face was death-white, except for two red patches on her cheeks. We must deny nothing, she said at last, controlling her voice. The man flicked his cigarette-ash on the floor, but made no answer. Nothing, the woman repeated fiercely. The man frowned at his cigarette, and then rose abruptly to his ...

... :T7f/g BRUMMELL nf&lllKMPIiBB, fW?N COSMO jfJfMr&TOnf r Jtm AstkjSLy? On Convalescence. I 've got one or two sound and round things to say about convalescence, and so say 'em I must or bust. I'm in a rhymin' mood this time, what? Put it down to the weather, d'y'see. Put everythin' down to the weather, and you won't be far out. It's well, it's I'd better leave it at that. For one thing, I ...

... . The ATTENDANT: Sorry, Sir; but it rs the largest I have left. You s:e, gents with big heads mostly go 'ome early.' Drawn by Starr Wood. ...

... BEARDED, LIKE THE PARD NER. Mistress (making an unexpected raid on the kitchen) Who is this, Mary Mary M me b brother, please 'M. Mistress Indeed 1 But he doesn't resemble you In the least, Mary s No 'M 1 But we was remarkable alike before 'e 'ad 'Is beard shaved orf. Drawn by A. C. Hornb. ...

... AVOT|£v By KEBLE HOWARD Chicot Inve&T ffl /\y Give_- r^_- Lg-^vEL- to r\y mihd A Loaded Revolver. Thrifty housewives tell us that there is some use for everything. I have managed, never theless, to puzzle several thrifty housewives by putting to them, suddenly, this simple question: What is the use of a revolving-door? I did not put the question arro gantly, in the tone of one who had long ...

... #1 -W' '^Ik v n BRUMMELL Hira'&EllKMIilPElBIK, CoswoJfsrMi&Torr 1 -yC5w-- r! Bein' Still Frail. I 'm writin' another dose of absolutely indispensable rot from no less a place than Eastbourne. What ! Yes, somethin' must be and is the matter in that I-- watch in that, will you, please-- of all old Bees should be at such a place at such a moment. Ah well, there it is, d'y'see. Doctor's orders. ...

... . Mrs. Brown ,to the new maid, t Well, Nora, I hope we shall get along very nicely I'm not at all difficult to please. NORA! No, Mum j that's just what I thought the very minute I set eyes on the master. Drawn by Lawson Wood. ...

... . A. Passenger 'Ere 1 Whoa I There 's an old bloke fell off the 'bus 1 The CONDUCTOR: Orl right, sonny. 'E's paid 'is fare. Drawn by Frkd Buchanan. ...

... I. --TO HAVE REVOKED. Drawn by G. E. Studdy. ...

... A CLUB DINNER IN AN OPERA HOUSE THE ROYAL AUTOMOBILE CLUB'S BANQUET AT COVENT GARDEN THEATRE. Thb Marquis de Sovhral, who will be Presknt. 2- The Prince of Wales, the Chief Guest of the Evening. 3- The Duke of Sutherland. President of the Club. 4. Prince Francis of Teck, Chairman of the Club. 5. Sir Hubert von Hrrkombr, who will be Present. 6. Mr. Wilkib Rard, who will Sing. 7. Miss Margaret ...