... thoroughly delights in a joke. Once, in his younger days, he was at the seaside indulging in a bathe when some of his friends locked him in his bathing machine for fun. In vain his lordship tried to get out, until at last one of the practical jokers said ...

... is already asking the wild ass to stamp on its head. THE BATH-TOWEL GIRL. (The Bath-Towel Girl, dressed in cotton ratine, will be a most attractive feature this year at the seaside.) Clad in bath-towelling down from her towel hat Right to the hem of her ...

... behind in the bathing machine. lhe bathing dress bag in fancy waterproof sateen is another little accessory that should be included. Neither must it be forgotten that the medical faculty strongly advocate the donning of corsets while bathing naturally they ...

... scarlet of our bathing-dresses. We were modest, too the bathing-dress of ten years ago was clearly not an object for reckless exhibition. Knowing that we looked like guys, we hurled our selves shrinkingly from the discom forts of the bathing-machine into the ...

... CUEF COMMENTS mra By WADHAM PEACOCK. WITH THUMB NAIL BATTERSEA has taken up mixed bathing in its baths, but no one can be a mixed Battersea bather unless a member of an approved club or provided with a pass signed by the Town Clerk, a Borough Councillor ...

... young women approached the policeman, and asked if it were permissible to bathe at that point. He replied that one could bathe anywhere provided one hired the bathing-machines which were at the disposal of all. The young women set up a joyous laugh of ...

... Americans is an automatic spanking-machine. Schoolmasters in this country who are in the habit of saying that it pains them to cane a boy as much as it pains the boy to be caned should be glad to hear of this little machine, unless, of course, they believe ...

... supply and de livery of Personal Weigh ing Machines. No doubt Councillors tend to grow fat, but one would hardly have supposed that the ratepayers of London would be ex pected to pay for a personal weighing machine for each of their representatives. gOURNEMOUTH ...

... fashion and a kind of saloon where the waiting bather might divert himself by thrumming a pianoforte. To bathe from Margate's especially commodious machines, the invention, strangely enough, of a Quaker, costs Is. 3d. to Is. 6d., a sum which included the services ...

... and hound- ful chief. Bluebooks for 1 bathing, motions instead of motors, and statistics tor sunsnme and smiles. Oh, for the life of a man with a big M an open-air man, a sailor, a boatman, a mixed bathing-machine woman. How tanned you're not, fool chief; ...

... way I under stand sea bathing, don't you, dear I think that nothing is more stupid than the silly splashing about in four inches of water indulged in by no doubt very charming but rapid ladies who want to show off a 15 -guinea bathing costume and what is ...

... little piece of advice from the Mail. Adults when bathing should remember not to remain in the water too long. A good way to remem ber would be to tie a knot in one's pocket-handkerchief and ask the machine proprietor to bring it out to one at the end of ...