... By George Belclher. Mrs. Brown 'Ow did you get on about that summons, Mrs. Green Mrs. Green The case don't come on till next week-; yer see, the court 'ave risen for the vaccination By George BelcBer. ...

... . By Ho M. BaHeman. Knock Out Jones and One Punch Brown sign a Contract J one.5 is Sanguine Jones' Trainers arl Confident Jones sparring- partners are convinced Brown is satisfied Jones is satisfied Brown is Sanguine Browns trainers are confident. EqUALLY SO ARE BROWNS Jones arrives Brown arrives The M.C. is impartial But Jones and Brown remain Sanguine confident ...

... . By 4aia Terry aiadl CBarles CBilcot. Well, dad, don't you think my new frock becoming Yes, dear, becoming, certainly becoming indeed but er hardly become Good Heavens What the dooce have you charged It's the war, sir Well, you don't think I can pay all the cost of it, do you ...

... By Georg'e BelcBer. This be a shocking wicked world, Jane Pipsqueak, with they Germans gassing us, and dropping they there bombs on us I reckon us will be very lucky if we gets out of it alive My Georg'e Belclhier. ...

... . By George BelcBe Thomas I wouldn't buy they colts for two very gude reasons, Jarge firstly, yew can't catch 'em Jarge I'll catch 'em sure 'nough, Thomas Thomas And, secondly, Jarge, they bean't no gude when you 'ave a-catched 'em By George BelcBero ...

... WIMBLEDON-- THROUGH DISTORTED GLASSES. SOME CELEBRITIES AS SEEN BY LIEUTENANT FRED MAY Our artiBt had obviously a somewhat well-known quatrain in his mind when he went to Wimbledon The ball no question makes of eyes or nose, and this or that way as strikeB the player goes. We are more convinced than ever that he bears a charmed life, or else that his now extremely numerous 'victims are very ...

... THERE IS NOTHING HALF SO SMART IN FASHION AS EVE'S NEW FROCKS She Draws for The Tatler She Amuses at the Adelphi-- She Influences the Fashions. In this sports jumper from Debenham and Freebody's the hem is stiffened and the decolletage and sleeves are finished with net frills, in which Eve delights A toll has been levied by the Re gent Street House of Peter Robinson on white taffeta, black ...

... AN EXTRAORDINARY PICTURE STORY r OF LOVE, JEALOUSY, AND REVENGE Uoicpae imsipglhftg5 of si BaMe Royal IBetweemi Two 3) Pe£i(C ...

... . LAUDER AT THE PALACE HARRYING CARICATURES BY BATEMAN. Mr. Harry Lauder, star of Scottish stars, is at the Palace again, and delighting large audiences. Caricaturwd by H. M. Batkman. ...

... SUBURBIA SEEN BY H. M. BATEM AN No. VI. HOT STUFF ...

... BY STARR WOOD There are few outdoor entertainments to compare with a country horse-show. The diversity of the types of mankind which attend is a feast for any visiti r with a sense of humour. The horsey individual is notorious for eccentricity of costume, and he attitudinises to an extent commensurate with his own estimate of his importance. Then there are the god-like horn-blowers, little ...

... 6. HIS SON AND HEIR FORMS AN UNFORTUNATE ATTACHMENT IN THE VILLAGE BY IT. M. BAT EM AN ...