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... COLLARED BY GUM STICK IT MINISTERS. IF LIONS, WHY NOT OTHER THINGS I THE FLY-PAPER AS TRAP. Drawn by H. M. Bateman. Our Artist has been inspired by the following paragraph in the 44 Evening Standard i 44 Four man-eating lions which had attacked native villages at Gwalior, India, were captured by means of fly-papers. The head shikari of the Maharajah of Gwalior managed at night to barricade the ...

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... FOOTBAILIL SENSATIONS As Depicted! Iby G. E. Stuclcly. THE LAST FIVE MINUTES OF A HOT GAME G. E Sttidldy. ...

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... No 1.-- MR. E. J. RADCLIFFE, CAPTAIN OF YORKSHIRE BY THORPE Born on January 27, 1884, Mr. Radcliffe was called upon to lend the Yorkshire team at an early age. He is a splendid worker, is possessed of fine judgment, and although as yet little success has rewarded him personally as a batsman, the Tykes under his captaincy have climbed to the top of the Championship table ...

... WHAT READDY MATTERED* B^ Hafftry Dow. Isn't it 'orrible the way 'Obbes drops 'is haspirates No more 'orrid than the way 'e drops 'is vowels. I've got 'alf-a-dozen of 'is I O U's Harry Dow. ...

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... Hullo, old chap, are you Appius Claudius No; I'm as miserable as the devil in these things Drawn by George Belcher ...

... The Eton festivities in connection with the celebration of the Fourth of June were held on June 3 as the Fourth fell on a Sunday. Last year the usual observance was of course omitted presence. Among those present to meet the royal party were the Duke of Newcastle, Sir Joseph (Premier of New Zealand) and Lady Ward and Miss Ward, Sir Edward and Lady Mo Campbell von Laurentz, Baron and Baroness ...

... . By S. HelblbleSlhiw&Iie. Mrs. Malade (weakly) I wish to explain again to you about willing my property Family Solicitor There, there, don't worry yourself. Leave it to me Mrs. Malade (resigned) I suppose I might as well. You'll get it anyway So Helb]blelfc]hwsiifte0 ...

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