... the German Emperor wot's to blame. It's this 'ere bloomin' Kaiser. °W t'len' w^at are you doing here at this time of night Spying, I expect. No. I'm only burglin' I beg your pardon. Sorry I troubled you. Good night. PEACE TWADDLE Evening News poster ...

... BELLICOSITIES BY JINGO IN England Germans are being naturalised: in Belgium unnaturalied. There are persistent rumours that a nation called Austria is taking some part in the present war, supposedly upon the side of Germany. TV/I arine Light Infantry ...

... three revolvers which is as much as to say that my sentinels go to sleep. But I tell you. General, I have actually traced the rumour about the sinking of three battleships off Chatham to this ridiculous. Well, we won't hang him this afternoon, the Inspecting ...