WIT OF THE WEEK (From Punch.)
... ”—Maude : “And now?”—Mabel: “Now he talks about the things he likes 10 eat.” How Lrrrie He Kxew.——Officer (1o man arrested as a spy): “You say you don't know anything about the war? —Suspect: ““Honest, 1 couldn’t know less about it if 1 were a war expert.” ...