The 'ymn of (F)'ate
... (REVISED VERSION BY HERR LISSAUFR-KRAUT) Who garries on zis 'orrid, peastly Food-War, Who picks our Colonel, like a vinkle, from his deepest Poudoir England Who smashes pack all our attacks-in-masses, Who feeds our brisoners, vile ve kick und starf zem silly asses England Who puts on nosebags und tefies our nasty stenches, Who dribbles footballs right up to our most imbortant drenches England ...