... Being the distressing experience of Lieutenant Jenks on his way to Baghdad PASSED BY CENSOR ...

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... BY ARNOLD GOLS WORTHY THE Government girl is a war-time creation, and her official home is in Whitehall, and the dinky little official buildings thereabouts, where war-work is done in a hurry. In answer to her country s call, or something oi that sort, she has flung herself eagerly into the dull routine of a Government office, very properly resolved to do her dashedest in the good cause. And ...

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... OLD Miss Polly TICKS: Bertie, de-ar How s-weet to have you all to my little self again-- for a whole evening, too 1 1 r BLIiTIB ASQUITH (absent-mindedly) M'm, yes-- quite so (Aside)-- Whether it is that one becomes hypercritical Somehow or other, 1 can't help being conscious of a certain cloying fatuity in her smile-- a repellent beadiness of the eye-- those curls annoy me! Can we have been ...

... Lead, Kindly Light ''Yes, I know the road's rotten; but I'm sure this habit of Sec.-Lieut. Smith's of finding his way back to billets with his private repeating Verey pistol (that his aunt sent him) will lead to trouble BV CAPTAIN BRUCE BAIRNS FATHER PASSED BY ...

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