... A CLERGYMAN announces in his Parish magazine that he has turned down the suggestion that there should be tip-up seats in his church. He decided to pew-pew the idea? This is pie for me, said the golfer, gloating over a perfect lie. Yes I've noticed you've had several slices, replied his fed-up opponent. The head of a large business house bought a number of do it now signs, and placed them ...

... DOUBLE (0) DIAMOND A MIGHTY MAN WAS CULLINAN He found a priceless diamond, And they called it by his name. Now it costs a lot of money, But that's the price of fame. I'm glad they haven't priced Double Diamond Port the same. A Port and a Gem, each of their type f ft Hawless. The one\^* without price the other 6/6 a bottle but, Messrs. Morgan Brothers oeg to state, you MUST insist on DIXON'S ...

... Visit ICE HOCKEY World Championship l in PRAGUE 11th-20th FEBRUARY Take advantage of the special half- price fares on the Czechoslovak ''■I State Railways and considerate H fare reductions on railways connecting lands by visiting beau- I tiful old-world Prague during thi Ice Hockey World Champions; ■'S-IR next month. Combine sport an WK sightseeing during your stay visiting the magnificent ...

... WENGEII The leading Winter Spc rts Centre ot the Bernese Oberla d. Excellent tor ski-ing, skat lg and curling. Well knc vn for its perfect organizati >n. All inlormation through Oflicial Inquiry Ollice, Wengen. SWITZERLAND 4,000 ft. ...

... ■4 GRAND in name. A GRAND in fjosition, facing the sea and on the level. GRAND in appointments and cuisine, a live-star hotel and more. 4 GRAND to the smallest detail. q> GRAND. TORQUAY Golf, Tennis, Squash jrec to residents. Hanq Evans and his Broadcasting Band p ay nightly in the Ballroom, Phone 2234. I /Vinton terms 1 -om 3' guineas B eekly, include K -REE GOLF, SQUASH I ND TENNIS m- Ce. ...

... THE FLEET IN MINIATLHE Electrically propelled Models and complete set of Code Signal Flags in full Colours with instructions Interest in our Fleet and mighty ocean Liners was never greater than it is to-day. From the designs of G. H. Davis (Special artist of The Illustrated London News) have been produced accurate scale models of our mightiest battleship, H.M.S. Nelson, the latest type of ...

... Midwinter Wisdom For many years Bernard Weatherill has had the reputation for tailoring that upholds the tradition of the West-End at prices lower than usually rule. Now, during January, to stimu late business during the quiet period, a special discount of 10% is allowed on all garments, yet with no deviation from the usual high standard of craftsmanship. As you probably know, Bernard ...

... OVERCOAT BARGAINS! The extension of Savile Row 1 into Conduit Street necessi tates our removal to new premises and consequently the clearance of our large stock cf overcoats. These are marked down to such prices that they must make an instant appeal and even if not needed for immediate j wear, a purchase now will I prove a splendid investment, j Studington Coats for 1 Men or Women From 3 ...

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... Photo: (J. liraiult, .Irosw 6000 ft. Amid the finest Ski-Fields in Switzerland Six thousand feet up, in a land where the Snow lies dry and deep between November and May, where Winter Sports reign supreme and holidays are a joyous round of healthy fun. Swiss Ski-School. The minimum rates oi the following Sporthotels are Beds Frs. Beds Frs. Schweizerhof 20 10. Seehof 110 14.50 Gentiana 30 11. ...

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