From Cocktails to Port
... THE man who first said two heads are better than one couldn't possibly have known the hangover. He's a self-made man, a horrible example of unskilled labour. Mistress I wrote your name with my finger in the dust on the dining-room mantel-piece this morning. Maid I know you did, mum. An' you spelt it wrong. Business before pleasure, as the man said when he kissed his wife before setting out ...