Cocktails to Port
... C^ocldai I A to Port TOMMY (age five): I can see no word on your face. Suitor Why, Tommy Tommy Because I heard my sister say, 'If any man had slow written on his face, it was you.' M.O. That's a terrible arm you've got, my man. How did you injure it Private Higgins Salutin' an officer while goin' through a revolvin' door, sir. Maiden Aunt Your young man is always late when he calls. I ...