BUBBLE AND SQUEAK
... BUBBLE and SQUEAK MACTAVISH was a buyer in one of the largest stores north of the Tweed, and had just returned from a business trip to London and the Home Counties. When he was relating his experiences a friend asked him, An' what did ye think o' the English when ye were down there? Oh, I didna see any, replied MacTavish blandly. I only met the heads of the departments, ye see. THE young ...