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... , MINISTRY f #T OF FOOD THE WEEK'S JAMS 1 1 We help the war effort if we buy what happens to be plentiful in our own locality. Stocks naturally vary a little in different parts of the country, but here is a plenty list which applies to most places HOME-KILLED MEAT COFFEE POTATOES OATMEAL HOME-GROWN VEGETABLES ON THE KITCHEN FRONT How to Dry Apples We may be short of apples later in the year ...