... MOTLEY NOTES. By ALAN KEMP. Too Much Joy. And so, after all, we are not to have the Mike in the Mother of Parliaments. For what we have not received may we be truly thankful. To think that once upon a time none of the profanum vulgus was admitted to the council-chamber, not even in the gods, and that it was a high contempt to publish a word of the sacred utterances of Hon. Members-- why, ...

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