... ft li It It L E and SQUEAK Stories from Everywhere A FARMER and a professor were sharing a compart ment in a train. The farmer started a conversa tion, and they soon became friendly. Let's have a game of riddles to pass the time, suggested the professor. If I have a riddle you can't guess, you give me five shillings, and vice versa. All right, replied the farmer, but as you are better ...

... I^IP^r SOMEONE'S GoFTOn^'TrT]^ By GILBERT HACKFORTH-JONES. THE Captain S of the Nth Submarine Flotilla was accustomed to take his daily constitutional on the fore-part of the boat-deck of the depôt-ship Santiago, but to-day the weather made that impossible, and he was obliged to pace the narrow confines of his cabin. Outside the wind roared and the rain slanted with all its customary ...