BUBBLE AND SQUEAK: Stories from Everywhere
... BUBBLE ami SQUEAK Stories from Everywhere To two recruits on their first night guard appeared a dark figure. Halt! Who goes there? Orderly Officer. This nonplussed the recruits. They whispered together. Come on! Come on! said the Orderly Officer, testily. You've had standing at attention here for five minutes. More whispering, and then a flash of inspiration. Orderly Officer! Stand at ...