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... In the world of the future, women's clothes, too, will be better planned. Already the ZWOW is causing women who wear Gor-ray Skirts to wonder how in the world they ever did without the very convenient hip pocket. So handy for hanky, cigarettes, lighter and what not, or as a natural resting place for the hand! And smart! No gaping placket to allow underwear to peep through no ^buttons or other ...

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... GEE! ONE MORE DAME AND I'LL GET A POIRMANENT CRICK IN THE NECK! DRAWN DY FRANK REYNOLDS. B ...

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... fka&^umd By JOYCE DENNYS. MY DEAR ROBERT-- Lady B. has a grandson and Faith a nephew at a rather posh Prep. School which has evacuated itself into this district, so when it was announced that there would be Sports one Saturday half-way through the term, Lady B. and Faith naturally wanted to go. Charles, also, received a Royal Command from the Headmaster's wife that he would be expected to ...

... .* By JOHN BALDOCK. IT really is amazing that we never quarrel. Freddy, said that, and thought: Perhaps it's rather a dangerous thing to say, but we always do say it on these occasions. Wonder if it's ever been done before? What matters is, how long can we make it work Um, that remains to be seen. I know it 's unconventional, but it 's damn silly to quarrel over a woman. After all, ...

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