BUBBLE & SQUEAK: Stories from Everywhere
... BUBBLE SQUEAK Stories from Everywhere A MERCHANT heard that the natives of an island in the South Seas had more gold than they knew what to do with, so he decided to help them out. He sailed to their island with a boatload of onions. The natives had never tasted onions, and were delighted with them; they exchanged a shipload of gold for the onions. The merchant's business rival was enraged ...