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... To Be Married In The Autumn The Hon. Ela Beaumont The Hon. Ela Beaumont is the daughter of Viscount and Viscountess Allendale, and her engagement was announced in April to Viscount Morpeth, the only son of the Earl and Countess of Carlisle. Lord Morpeth, who is in the Rifle Brigade, was seriously wounded early this year in a mine accident while on active service with his regiment. His mother, ...

... Zjy a a One Thing and Another By D. B. Wyndham Lewis A CHAP who recently paid a call on Mrs. Van Burtchell assures us that she is looking as well as might be expected after five years of war, which is very gratifying. You may not know Mrs. Van B. She is preserved in her best lace gown in a glass case at the Royal College of Surgeons. When she died in the 1770's her husband, a prominent medical ...

... Lt.-Gen. Sir Ronald Weeks, k.c.b., c.b.e., d.s.o., m.c. The Chief Representative for Control Questions in the British Occupational Army in Germany 0 Lt.-Gen. Sir Ronald Weeks, who is to be Field-Marshal Sir Bernard Mont gomery's chief representative for the Allied Control Council in Germany, has been Deputy Chief of the Imperial General Staff at the War Office since 1942. Sir Ronald, who is ...

... Food's far from plentiful in Paris, but the simple meals provided for the returning prisoners seem like gargantuan feasts, after the long years behind the Huns' barbed wire D.O.A.H. A spot of trouble with a mine and an ambulance that has been running since '39 and was holding together by the mercy of God, a few bootlaces, some stamp paper and odds and ends of wire, brought me back to Paris for ...

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... AIR EDDIES By Oliver Stewart Sinclair's Achievement SIR ARCHIBALD SINCLAIR will be remembered as the Secretary of State for Air during one of the great periods of Royal Air Force operational achievement. He is a most difficult person to analyse and he never enjoyed the sort of popularity of one of his predecessors, Sir Kingsley Wood. But his sincerity was his most marked characteristic. He ...

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