BUBBLE AND SQUEAK
... TWO piano-movers knocked on the door. A meek-looking man opened it. Did you order a piano from the Blank Music Shop? asked the first piano mover. The tenant shook his head. No, not a piano, he corrected. X ordered a flute. The piano man studied a slip of paper. According to this, he grumbled, you ordered a piano The little man studied the husky piano- movers. Very well, he said ...