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... by Madge Reynolds WHEN OUR SON Alfred was 12, which was seven years ago, John bought him an old Austin car for £7, as a birthday present. You can learn to drive, John told him. It'll probably need a lot of repairs. I'll pay for any spare parts you want, but you must do all the work yourself. Your masters can't seem to teach you anything, said his father, grimly, thinking of Alfred's ...

... by Fred Player WHATEVER you say about Bill, you could never accuse him of dis loyalty. In fact it's been said that if he hadn't been so loyal to everyone, he would be a really wealthy man today. He's not so bad as he used to be. Once upon a time he was quite masochistic about his loyalty to his forbears who had tended the farm. Take, for example, that time someone discovered there was a great ...

... By T. A. LAYTON I. THERE once were some Grimsby fish magnates who had to assemble in London for a tycoonish talk. Expenses would not worry them for obvious reasons, and so they thought that the best way to conduct their negotiations was over a cracking 'good lunch--and what better could they have than a fish one? To this end {hey took a private room in a great and dignified restaurant and ...

... A Landowners9 Refresher Course Part III. By Land Agent The Superior Man does what is proper in the situation in which he is, he does not desire to go beyond this. In a position of wealth and honour, he does what is proper to a position of wealth and honour. In a poor and low position, he does what is proper to a poor and low position. The Superior Man can find no situation in which he is not ...

... The Squire Again Part II. Human Nature As Well As Nature By LAND AGENT Oh the sweet contentment The Countryman doth find, Heigh trollie lollie loe, Heigh trollie lollie lee, That quiet contemplation Possesseth all my mind The care away And wend along with me. Coridon's Song, Anonymous, 17TH Century. UPON glancing at the heading of this article, readers of the last number may not unnaturally ...

... The Illustrated Sporting and Dramatic News FIRST PUBLISHED FEBRUARY 28. 1874 SPORT COUNTRY hhnd 2dRVcand lid. Vol. 195. No. 3842. APRIL I. 1953. PRICE 2/-. PUBLISHED FORTNIGHTLY w^'the Elsewhere Abroad 2Jd. New York Post Office. ...