BUBBLE & SQUEAK
... VUMLt squeak AFTER a lively evening with the boys he tottered home distinctly the worse for wear. Getting ready for bed, he noticed a red-nosed, sick-looking individual in the mirror. Get out I he shouted. Get out fc or I'll hit you at once with my umbrella! -fa There was no reply, so he raised the weapon and smashed the mirror into a thousand pieces. Sorry, old chap, sorry he apolo gised, but ...