... mmammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmBmmmmmmmmmmmmKmmmsammrnmmmmm THE HORSELESS CARRIAGE Four headlong miles an hour at least I hurtle on my way, My horn entrances man and beast With its melodious bray. In vain the peeler's outraged cry, In vain the Bench's frown I only stop when I've boiled dry Or when I've broken down. I don't mind these, though I admit My steed is far from trusty. There's Guinness in my ...

... This kind of comfort is habit-forming A personal service so attentive it almost anticipates your needs; the serene comfort of a room that is as much a sitting room as a bedroom; every room with a private bathroom and shower. Once you stay at The Westbury, the chances are you will never be satisfied with anything less. Winter rates from £2.15.0. single, £4.4.0. double. No service charge. Member ...

... HEAD OFFICE: POULTRY, LONDON, E.G. 2 It's a great idea It's a Midland Bank Gift Cheque and it's the only cheque that is really worthy of a great occasion. It s a personal gift, lor the for a wonderful day cheque is made out for any amount you may provide and signed by you. It's a permanent gift, for long after the day has become a memory, there among the letters, the telegrams, the ...

... I ' I ') The Perfect Accompaniment IU any main dish LIEBFRAUMILCH LABEL The finest wine in its class not too sweet, not too dry. Excellent with fish, poultry, white or red meat. At your Wine Merchant's S. F. 0. HALLCARTEN, LONDON, E.C.3 ...

... sS^kTHM FOOUSH' By Cyril Ray THE first April Fool they say was Father Noah, who sent out from the Ark, on April 1, the dove that found no rest for the sole of her foot, for the waters were on the face of the whole earth. So they say, and I, for one, don't believe them. Not that I'm disputing the date only the folly. It wasn't all that foolish of Noah, everything considered, to want to see what ...

... IT was just a sheer waste of anyone's breath to say that this year's Grand National was open! What steeple chase is not, and especially the Grand National. However, it seemed everybody was practically going to have a bet even if it was only a bob. There is no charge for having an opinion even though it is not legal evidence. For a race like this a horse's jumping muscles must be absolutely ...

... f Vo.v.v- f 7i ust st vl traffic IT was looking at the menu of the Mirabelle that reminded me of Paris, a lovely place to visit in the spring. Erwin Schleyen devotes part of his menu to the specialities of maître chef M. Raymond Oliver, an old friend of his, and proprietor of the Restaurant Grand Véfour in the rue de Beaujolais, Paris. These dishes are priced in both francs and sterling so ...

... 14-16 BRUTON PLACE, LONDON, W.1 Healthy Gums &Teeth> use INTER-DENS after every meal Everybody knows that dental decay is caused by food particles left between the teeth. What many people forget, however, is that the sooner these particles are removed the less damage they can do. It is risky cleansing your teeth only at bedtime and in the morning. Inter-Dens can be carried in hand-bag or ...

... 1 I f I /AT/* MARCH 21,1956 lo i#ucr 2/- CT BYSTANDER. a Cover design by LOWEN THE EDITOR REGRETS that owing to printing difficulties over which he has no control, in this issue of The Tatler certain regular features have had to be omitted. He asks respectfully for the tolerance of his readers and begs to assure them that it is hoped to resume normal publication as soon as possible, when the ...

... George TarratG T C7 LimitecT J George Iarratt A, (J Limitecf J Noah's Ark contain- ing animals two-by two £3. 0. 0. G j Nelson with Tele- scope which shows U five views of London. £3. 0. 0 I Telephone Kiosk I with opening door. J £2.17.6./ eather House with\ coloured moving figures. £3. 15. 0. J Violin £3. 5. 0- Smithy with Black- smith whose hammer strikes the anvil. J £3. 10. 0. Intriguing ...

... Seager Evans d- Co. Limited Seager Evans Co. Limited Have a gimlet. Thanks very much l a whatlet 3 A gimlet. J SEAGERS gin, lime juice, J small iceberg. Sounds promising. I Is it a gimlet if the gin isn't SEAGERS daresay, legally, but Ah! I know. You're going to tell me SEAGERS is some special kind of gin. Let's put it more cautiously H and say that gin is merely fl a kind of SEAGERS. S. M 1 ...

... SWISS FEDERATION OF °J^p WATCH MANUFACTURERS Perfect weather for his water-resistant watch! true, there is no water. Rut think of the dust, the sand, and the humidity. Only a water-resistant watch will keep them out. The Swiss make their water-resistant watches to keep out everything. It doesn't matter whether you're caught in a rainstorm or a sandstorm sealed in its special case, the fine ...