... loyalty and betrayal by anyone's standards. However, you still couldn't call them friends not helped by Jordan's choice of a ham salad lunch. Alongside all this personal intrigue, we learn that St George's is riddled with factions. The prime antagonists are ...

... the clock, but can you turn it back over 20 years to revive variety and a show which was one of the cornerstones of ITV's salad days? Gone are The Tiller Girls, the signa ture tune, the turntable finale, and the audience participation of Beat The Clock ...