... butler Alfred (Mark Heap) takes it upon himself to safeguard their fortune. Ozzie is an archetypal nerd, or geek in techno-speak, who collects phonecards, never goes anywhere without his backpack and has no interest in money, while Lettie fully intends ...

... judging by the way everyone at the Bafta Awards went on about it. Sadly, the awards also showed that Hugh Grant's public speaking is as wooden as his acting. Nevertheless, Granada television's Cracker, and its star Robbie Cottrane, thoroughly deserved ...

... dry son-in-law mov ing her daughter and grandchild to Wales here we go again and that was when the penny dropped. He'll be speaking like Ivor the Engine by the time he's 12, she screamed biliously, before launching a succession of anti- Welsh jibes that ...

... treatment of a 100 years ago, and could have lapped up many more extracts from his work and famous defence of a love that dare not speak its name. But just as the viewer started to enter into me spirit ot nign Victorian hypocrisy, the pro gramme whisked away to ...