... I’ll never sufter April Fool news spoofs gladly I WILL pick up the newspapers tomorrow with a faint sinking of the heart. April 1 is not a good day for anyone with a sense of humour. Bad jokes, masquerading as April Fools, will litter the front pages ...

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... were left redfaced yesterday when a star-studded film premiere at Edinburgh’s Dominion Cinema turned out to be an elaborate April Fool prank organised by a local tour guide. Fans attending the first screening of The Grave Robbers were left disappointed when ...

... they unaccountably rose to power, think they're the life and soul of the office and have said “you're all sacked: ahaha! April Fool!” ten times already today? been the have one of been of 5 And then stop and say: “Oh, Fool!” Or are you cvery yea Sees an ...

... had been well and truly duped’ By this time I was laughing out loud as I watched the BBC’s man being clearly taken for an April Fool. For while he is a brave man - he claimed to have been beaten up after Wintle’s ‘associates’ found out that he was an undercover ...

... muscle in their efforts. The problem is that, like the use of gllxnnns. a good April Fool stunt is y, but the great majority take us back to the pig’s bladder. How many April Fool's can you remember? In our own newspaper, the plan to turn Holyrood Park into ...

... But it would appear .'Take was not cons ising thi is we've had no calls from the public,” he said. ’ Butmeopromwumaefor an April Fool that backfired on a popular children’s TV show. | Producers had to apologise after hundreds of young viewmm,mfiedafierne ing ...

... leading man. Saturday morning’s of Dundee signing three new players without the'kn of the manager had read like some sort of April Fool jo In a perverse sort of way that was probably no bad thing because goals would just have diverted our attention from the ...

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... tomorrow after the Queen Mother’s funeral - leaving a pile ofunfinishedbusinesmfln :Kndmg ing election to deal - ing from April Fool ganfimsfimm@hud fundraising dinner were of mourning. Most importantly, the launch of the campaign for the English local elections ...

... General Assembly in Edinburgh, our parliament would dismantle and re-assemble in Glasgow. At that time I assumed this was an April Fool, but it is no joke, just an expensive outing for MSPs. They had two alternatives: take paid leave during the General Assembly ...

... the idiocy of those who were taken in, though I somehow doubt it. Which brings me to the other unacceptable aspect of the April Fool, which is its essential cruelty. The laughter - if any - is not necessarily caused by the hoax itself, but by the stupidity ...